peach-tia:

“download the app to continue!” what if I kill you

charlottan:

in the sixties you could be seventeen years old and get a session job playing saxophone on at least a good five of the most influential songs ever recorded

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

theladymeera:

theladymeera:

Cersei budgeting like

war budget

candles

spies

servants

food for nobles

wildfire

food for peasants

wine

dresses

paying back debt to iron bank

Who’s saying she’d buy food for peasants? Did any of you read ACOK and AFFC??

poolontheruf:

do-you-have-a-flag:

going to beg u to watch this on mute first and try to guess what 100 gecs are playing at their dj set for a bit before unmuting

okay this entire dj set actually goes incredibly hard though

yeah it’s like an hour and a half. doesn’t matter. it’s so good

fallout-lou-begas:

adandysuggestion:

“Have you seen this funny video-“ I SAW IT. PERFORMED LIVE AT THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE. IN 1889. GO. AWAY.

brunhiddensmusings:

sassytail:

vympr:

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i’m losing my mind @ this thread……historie……

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward

like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated

he then revealed that the original xbox logo…

is a sourdough boule

buppybaby:

buppybaby:

gf who wont let me brass check the gun we use for sex.

“that is irresponsible and insanely dangerous.”
i knooowwwww thats what i say to her but she says it empty and the only time the mag had bullets in it was 5 months ago when we had “.45 friday” where we drank 5 40s and i clogged the barrel with throat slime and semen. since then shes pulled the trigger in my asshole at least 3 times so its probably empty

clowngirl-bebop:

Something very transfeminine in the way the coffee machine in this office gives a weak little dribble of coffee whilst whining extremely loudly when i press its buttons

averagebpd:

Does this make sense

sovietnam:

h0:

only-tiktoks:

all of these statements coexist btw

bomonga:

Wow! This classic Bionicle commercial is just as epic as I remember

slipstreamborne:

cipheramnesia:

mpekamitzii:

pepsinister:

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Op you’re not looking very well

Doing lines of OP off my cellphone screen in the restroom.

As an anthropologist let me tell you this post would pull serious numbers at the forensic conferences.